Serenajean1 makes an excellent point.
Chicken chow mein anyone?
Frau Expaticus brought home spare ribs, tortilla wraps, pancake mix, cranberry juice, "popcorn shrimps" [sic], cookies & cream ice cream and some other stuff.
So, my gourmet meal last night was, as follows:
1) A glass of the cranberry juice. As usual, a touch too sweet, but drinkable. If I drank spirits, I would have thought adding vodka and a slice of lime to make a cape codder would improve it immensely.
2) A tortilla wrap. Cheese, tomato and some mild spices. Not bad at all.
3) Five "Popcorn Shrimps" [sic]. These are
not popcorn shrimp, which are supposed to be
small/tiny little breaded deep-fried calorie bombs served by the hundreds ... they're sort of Chicken Wings of The Sea, devised by chain restaurants to make use of stuff that would've formerly been thrown out. The
Aldi version is a chinese takeout-style paper carton containing 10 medium-sized farmed shrimp with an asian-style batter. Frau Expaticus baked five in the convection oven, and I bachelor-microwaved five, thinking it would have a more steamed effect. My daughter preferred the latter over the former, and I agreed; not bad. The duck sauce that comes with it is excreable, perhaps suitable as automotive transmission fluid, but unfit for human consumption.
We've had the pancakes before, and they're quite authentic and tasty ... it's pretty tough to mess up pancakes. I try not to eat sweets, so I haven't tried the ice cream. I'm still waiting to crisp up the spareribs on the grill this weekend; I looked at the pack and read this thread, and am already managing down my expectations accordingly. I'm off to a 4th of July event this evening which usually has the real thing, so we'll have solid basis for comparison.
They didn't seem to have shelled pecans this time. Bummer.