Then he is clearly a top bloke. Gnomes are bloody great. I once saw a news report about some person or other who had a gnome nicked from their garden, They started getting photos of it in the mail, from different locations round the globe; somebody had stolen it, and taken it on a world tour and was sending photos back to the owner. Brilliant stuff. I might nick a local gnome next weekend, and take it out on the piss in Munich, and see how many photos I can get of him posing with tasty ladies, then return the gnome the next day with a little photo album.
I saw that story too. hilarious! My husband's German gnome (actually, I think it was Belgian) got stolen from our CA home on Halloween a few years ago... it was the most angry I have ever seen him. God forbid anything REALLY bad ever happens to him!



