Good places to meet girls in Berlin

Hey everyone,

I was wondering if anyone could give me god advice on where to go in Berlin if your alone and trying to meet new people? I would also like to know how to start a conversation with a girl???

Bryan

Leaving your house usually helps. And you can always start a conversation with a girl with a "Hello".

That's my usual reaction too - leave the house. How good's your german? Even if it's good, try a German course at a language school, you meet loads of people. If you don't have German, well of course you will learn the words you need and thus widen your pool of potential dates vastly. Or try a (German) evening class of a practical subject you like - or a dance class (which is a cliche but seems to be the vogue thing at the moment). Find some places you get your face known - I'm not in Berlin but I meet loads of people at my "regular" cafe and gym etc (staff working there, other customers) and I presume that works everywhere. If you have an employer, do any "social activities" it's got on offer. If you are self-employed, hook on to any social stuff they may offer their suppliers. And get to know your neighbours.

Say "yes" to stuff as often as you can. I've learned that always having a smile on your face (no matter how you feel) works wonders for immigrants too. It spirals of course - a positive cycle. The more people you get to know and more social circles you access, so that gives you further ops.

Bryan. My, 'God', advice would be to go to an international church in Berlin. There you will find lots of girls. Remember not to wear bumfluff however and mistake it for facial hair. The other tip would be... be interesting and wash your charlie on a regular basis with bleach. Remember passing on STD's you picked up from a prostitute won't boost your chances.

chicks dig pirates, so get a hook hand and parrot and snarl "real de a ocho" that way you can sound like a spanish pirate, and chicks dig the spanish

I see you abandoned your "brothel" thread. Apparently you didn't get the answer you wanted.

he shan't be shaken from his path to nirvana

True he shall end up shaking himself in some cheap hotel with cheap beer and dirty mag he bought in Bahnhof Zoo... sad f*ck.

refer to previous topic "Brothels in Berlin"

... just kidding!

You will need the following:

1 Bottle of Jergans Lotion
1, possibly 2 boxes of kleenex.

Good luck.

@Bryan -

Why don't you come out to the next Toytown English "meet up". It's Thursdays at a random bar chosen every week. See Toytown berlin home page "events".

That will at least get you out of the house. Maybe someone knows somebody - maybe some of us can give you some tips there. It's hard to know what you're looking for from this chat.

Besides, you already scared away the tow town chicks with your brothel questions : )

Are you offering him, 'Toytown Tradesman Delight'. Will it ever stop?

guys gotta stick together right? the boy obviously needs guidance.

Yep. On desperation management. Good luck!

U have got to be kidding me ... u mean he is the guy ... the same one who started this thread? : Brothels in Berlin

U know what? 1st thing u shd do, bryan, is to delete the above thread if u still want to salvage any reputation u have left... somehow going from 'Brothels in Berlin' to 'Good places to meet girls in Berlin' in the same week REALLY isn't going to cut it... esp if the females did pay attention to the threads u have started b4. Just pray none of the females u meet r from Toytown ...

I tell you what, you should head down to Bread & Butter at Templehof airport. If you want to meet sexy birds, that's the place to do it. I have never ever ever seen so much fine punanni in one place in my life before. I applaud you Berlin, you have really out done yourself.

What i really meant is the differences talking to a German girl compared to an American girl. I know basic german

Hi Jonc,

That does sound like it would be fun. Do you think it would be ok if i did show up? What does everyone usually do??

Tow Town Germany
Ideal for pulling

Bryan, my advice to you if you go to a Toytown event with the intention of pulling...do not mention your username on here. Fuck's sake!

Are you taking the piss?

I was meaning the social differences

What social differences??This is Berlin not rural Afghanistan.

Like how would you approach a girl?? Is it different in Berlin than in the US

From the side and very, very slowly. Their vision is based on movement.

[size=1]Doff of the cap to 3 Lions for that one

Jesus if desperate the HBF is always an easy target. The great thing is if you need to bail there is train leaving every 5 minutes.

Whats the HBF??

bryan123, have you ever met a woman in the States? Well, here in Europe you would meet a woman sorta the same kind of way. Here's a thread where you may can get some pointers.

The HBF is the hauptbahnhof. That's what the main train station of the city is called. So it's Berlin Hauptbahnhof.

Sorry bryan134 HBF is my way of saying Hauptbahnhof. Its the building with the trains, rails, and a lot of skid marks if you know what I mean.

Maybe you should go to a brothel and just get it over with.I'm guessing your next tread will be "Good Places to Make Platonic Friends (female only) in Berlin"

Pretty sure this is a windup post and that the OP is neither an adult nor american.

Nobody at the age of 25 is that naive and such a knob.

You ever been to Tulsa?

/thread

Seriously, you should follow swimmer's advice. That's of course if you're not hunting, but for casual meeting and all.
I mean, don't expect much - even in a dance class.
Might as well just look for something that interests you so that you'll always have something to talk about.

So you don't believe he's a 25 year old virgin? I do.


I didn't think he would take my suggestion so literally.

If he really is 25 and all of his 3 threads up to now have been around brothels, prostitutes and how to get a girl then he is fucking scary!!

I think Ed Bob should publish his real name to warn females in Berlin that there's a weird, desperate nutter on the loose.

Seriously.

Some Yanks don't do irony

Quality!

lol I'am not crazy!!!

Bryan

Ive talked to a couple girls in the past but nothing ever went further.

Ever wonder why?

Well Sometimes I feel like its hard to keep a conversation going.

Well, my German husband was apparently quite drunk when he met me. He is VERY shy, otherwise.

Can you post a pic of yourself? I can make you over. The right clothes, a couple of drinks, your Yankee accent, and the Berlin girls might just be all over you. Are you reasonably good looking? Can you dance??

I tried these tactics to assist my German BIL, but he was a hopeless case and ended up with a Belarussian. I can't stress enough the ability to dance. Take lessons from Irish men before you set sail.

@Bryan -

Of course it's ok. We do the usual thing you do at bars ... drink a couple beers, talk to people. It's open to all and doesn't cost anything. what where you thinking goes on, a big orgy? : ) sorry i couldn't resist.

In any regard you are now a celebrity among the Toytown people. i guarantee you will get some attention.

where its at = Thursday night drinks in Berlin

this guy is a fake. i mean he has to be.
if not he would need psychological help, not dating advice!

Some people aren't very good at interacting with other people and over complicate things. The more you over complicate the more tricky it gets and people can tie themselves up in knots. I've seen it before. Some people spend their whole live single because they can't reach across that chasm.

what purpose do your mean comments serve? do they make you feel better about yourself? you don't know anything about this guy or his background or what he's been through.

ok then Bryan - to give you the benefit of doubt - why dont you tell us a bit more about yourself, and if the TTers believe you are for real, genuine help will be forthcoming...

look- no half normally socially adjusted individual would start a thread on the best brothels in berlin, then follow up with a thread on how to meet women (in berlin?).
I mean- FFS!!!
i really think this is a wind up.

This is a stupid plot which was planned on another board so just delete it.

Try Matrix Club on a Wednesday night ... I don't know the address, but my wife keeps telling me about it ... Wednesday is ladies night, they get in free, two for one drink specials so of course they get hammered and the word is, nobody goes home alone if they don't want to.

So, Matrix sounds like the go for you Bryan.

Bryan,if you're looking to pull I hear there's a really cool club called Berghain,it's really famous so bring your camera to show the folks back home.